不扯那些没用的, 俺给您简单总结了一下。
跟着卫生部长, 哦不, 校长念中国版的希波克拉底斯誓言。
然后, 死命挨五年就好了。
都是这么过来的。
I swear by Apollo, the healer, Asclepius, Hygieia, and Panacea, and I take to witness all the gods, all the goddesses, to keep according to my ability and my judgment, the following Oath and agreement: To consider dear to me, as my parents, him who taught me this art; to live in common with him and, if necessary, to share my goods with him; To look upon his children as my own brothers, to teach them this art. I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone. I will not give a lethal drug to anyone if I am asked, nor will I advise such a plan; and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion. But I will preserve the purity of my life and my arts. I will not cut for stone, even for patients in whom the disease is manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners, specialists in this art. In every house where I come I will enter only for the good of my patients, keeping myself far from all intentional ill-doing and all seduction and especially from the pleasures of love with women or with men, be they free or slaves. All that may come to my knowledge in the exercise of my profession or in daily commerce with men, which ought not to be spread abroad, I will keep secret and will never reveal. If I keep this oath faithfully, may I enjoy my life and practice my art, respected by all men and in all times; but if I swerve from it or violate it, may the reverse be my lot.
当您做梦都在玩弄蛇杖(Rod of Asclepius)的时候, 就成了。
阿斯克勒庇俄斯之杖(Rod of Asclepius),又稱蛇杖,在西方各國的文化中象徵醫療的標誌,更早的起源則是為希腊神話的醫療之神阿斯克勒庇俄斯所執之杖。
换句话说, 您得相信 “21 世纪是生命科学的世纪!” 和 “悬壶济世”的口号。否则您四年后看着中学同学挣大钱, 又会激愤地上知乎回答“为什么劝人学医天打雷劈?”
另外,外语特别是英语最好是在高中就提升到大学六级水平, 不然进不了全英班。
体格也要达标。 您知道清华大学也有医学院(协和),而 1000 米 3分40秒是绝大部分(男)同学的基线。女生同样要有相当的体力。别以为医生每天都是轻体力劳动。
数理化也要有 85% (B+)的基础, 不然第一年就会感觉生不如死, 急着要转学,根本没办法躺平。
从现在开始, 就要培养快速阅读能力。 如果您现在还一边看书嘴唇还在默念阅读的内容, 大概率您会毕不了业。记忆力同样也是十分重要的, 每个合格的毕业生都可能是行走的人肉字典。
从现在开始, 还要锻炼自己洗碗、洗菜、杀鸡、剖鱼、切肉、做饭、扫地拖地、通下水道、洗厕所、劈柴、拉锯、缝衣服钉扣子、裁缝和雕刻的技能,最好学会画画。盖因洗试管器械、动物实验、手术预备、插管、切开、缝合、外科基本操作和手术记录需要所有的这些能力。肝移植新手您得弄头猪来练手吧, 猪可比狗沉多了。讲得有 )x( 格一点就是 DEXTERITY , 讲得通俗一点就是“四体不勤”和好逸恶劳的人很难当医生。对了, 电动和气动工具可以提前学习,如果以后轮骨科就知晓了。
请默念 “21 世纪是生命科学的世纪!” 和 “悬壶济世”各 100 遍。
外语、语文、逻辑思维以及正确的学习方式是可以从中学带到大学的, 还有身体和精神的健康, 以及动手的能力。 其他的东西,例如高中成绩和荣誉, 如过眼云烟, 不要睡在历史包袱上。考试成绩这些东西也不能保证您在执业行医的时候不出医疗差错。 不过那已经是后话了。
语文是有用的, 不然也不会实习生主诉写个十几遍还被老师毙掉......
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俺盐值低迷,知乎阅读总量仅有 9000万,没跨出一小步 (n<1.0亿)。
“老麦, 大家都说你是‘笑话’、‘论坛孤儿’和‘神棍’。”
“没错。 只有万分之0.5的读者赞同俺的观点。”
别问俺为什么知道那么多, 俺有个老婆是医生。