英语里有哪些一说出来就知道他要装逼的话？ 第1页

• Man, I found studying at Harvard/Oxford/Cambridge so hard! (兄弟，我觉得在哈佛牛津剑桥上学太难了！)
  
• (When yawning the day after a date) Sorry I look so tired. I er, didn’t get much sleep last night…（约会后的第二天，懒洋洋的打个哈欠，说，抱歉我看起来很累，呃……其实昨晚我没怎么睡……）
  
• I didn’t realize buying a house in London was such a long process. It’s so boring… （我根本没有意识到在伦敦买房子需要这么长的过程，太无聊了……）
  
• Sorry I haven’t been around much lately, owning your own business means your social life suffers a little…（抱歉我最近都没有出现，拥有自己的生意总是伴随着社交生活的小缺憾）
  
• OMG those photos of me at the party in Rome are so embarrassing!!! (意思是：I went to a party and you did not)（天啊，这些我在罗马参加的聚会太令人尴尬了！意思是：我去了，你没去
  

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2. 不同意思的装逼：

装逼的话和他的本意不一样，比如说：

• Correct me if I’m wrong but… (真正意思：我知道我没错…)
  
• Are you sure you want to be doing that? (真正意思：你做错，我会告诉你正确的方式)
  
• I’m not being snobby, but…(真正意思: I am about to be snobby (装逼）)
  
• I’m not about to tell you what you should be doing with your life, but if I were you… (真正意思：I am going to tell you what I think you should be doing with your life. i.e. Do what I did with mine)
  

3. “Fun” 和“quirky” 装逼

他们想让你知道他”疯了”，他们以为你很喜欢疯人，其实他很恼人。

• I’m a bit wild / I’m loco / I’m a bit mental / My friends call me crazy…
  
• （说完一个关于他们的crazy故事后）What am I like?!
  
• Sometimes being a heavyweight drinker is such a bore. I always have to stay out late partying…
  
• I don’t take shit from anybody (真正意思：I so far this day haven’t taken any shit from anybody)
  
• Oh no! I slept through my English exam today. I’m so crazy!
  

4. Man-of-the-world 装逼

这种装逼会让你失去自信，其实结果是让你恨他。

• I’ll never forget what that little orphan I saved from a landslide said to me…（我永远不会忘记我从泥石流里面救起来的小孤儿……）
  
• When I was building that homeless shelter…（当我帮忙建造那个无家可归人的避难所……）
  
• If you’ve travelled as much as I have you will know that…（如果你和我去过的一样地方一样多，你就会明白……）
  
• There was this great little café in Milan next to my apartment where I…（在我米兰公寓的附近，有一个很棒的小咖啡馆……）
  
• If you know the locals as well as I do…（如果你对当地的情况和我了解的一样的话……）
  
• I don’t really have any “expat” friends out here…（我在这个国家没有外国的朋友，只有当地的朋友）
  
• After a month learning the local language, I got a job doing…(我花了一个月学习当地的语言，我有了一个做……的工作)
  

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  zhiguantt 网友的相关建议: 
      

五十步笑百步。

公务员有纪委有监察局监管，还有无数人民群众在监督。

但是

金融行业没有灰色收入？

建筑行业没有灰色收入？

外贸行业没有灰色收入？

传媒行业没有灰色收入？

IT行业没有灰色收入？

你告诉我哪个行业没有钱权色交易？

谁又来监管他们？

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